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Man falls over quite near
Brown venue

Police last night released a photo-fit picture (right) of a man they think was involved in a falling-over incident in London’s Islington district earlier this year.

They are anxious to trace the man who it is thought took a tumble on a Thursday evening in January.

Coming in the run-up to the next major appearance of Diego Brown and the Good Fairy, the police are on red alert to anything out of the ordinary within a 5-mile radius of the venue where the durable duo will perform on 21 October.

A detective from the fraud squad said; "I’m guessing, but the man may be about 5 foot 11, with short to medium length brown or mousy hair and a sort of funny look. At the time of the incident it is believed he was to be found in a horizontal position. He may have been pushing a trolley but we’re not taking any chances."

"Anyone with any information at all should approach a local library. They are starved for information these days."

But style guru Bob Willis denounced the forces of law and order for trying to prevent the Brown gig.

"After the reaction the sizzling siblings got in Sidmouth, the cops and their paymasters have got it into their heads that there’s going to be some sort of falling-down at every gig. Whatever happened to the Britsh sense of foreplay?"

Diego Brown and the Good Fairy

play

Moriarty’s,

57 Liverpool Road, Islington, London N1

Sat 21 October 2000.
Four bands

for a few quid