Rumsfelt wants Good Book

Donny Rumsfield wants a copy of the Good Book according to sources quite near the Pentagram.

The debut pages from North London dynamos diego brown and the good fairy caught the eye of the Washington top dog when he was queuing to see Matrix Reloaded at Islington's new multiplex cinema yesterday.

The Good Book was on display in Borders ahead of the performers' 11 June signing and singing at the bohemian bookshop.

The Good Book features the lyrics of more than three-dozen songs and at least 44 art works by the good fairy.

"Because June this year coincides with March last we decided to do a lot of public appearances and we had to have something to sell, so we're launching the book at the same time," revealed irrepressible inker the good fairy.

"The Good Book contains all the things we've ever thought of. And I drew some nice pictures standing up with a thin pen."

"I caught sight of the cover out of the corner of my shifty eye," say Rumsfled. "It looked so like a cluster of daisy cutters that I instantly knew I needed to add it to my intellectual toolkit. I want a copy of that book. I will have a copy of that book. Point, point, smirk, lick."

Get your copy of the Good Book by turning up to one of the dangerous duo's June dates

Or send a cheque for £12 made out to Adam Bradbury to PO Box 33601, N16 7ZF. Don't forget to include your name, address and favourite type of cake.

For more info: good.fairy@diegobrown.com