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IS IT TRUE THAT THE GOOD FAIRY HAS ANOTHER EXHIBITION ON?

Indeed it is. Well spotted. The Brushed-Up One is currently showing a small selection of fine works in ink, paint and spittle at Jugglers Cafe Gallery, Hoxton Market, London N1 6HG. Phone 020 7729 7292

MORE COMPLAINTS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD

Why are all your pages tunring yellow on a white backround?

They're not actually.

AN EMAIL FROM AFRICA

From a fan (rotating type):

Is there a relationship between Gordon Brown and Diego Brown?
How clever of you to think of that one. Certainly nothing untoward. But neither know much about money.

When is the book of lyrics coming out?
When we have negotiated the film rights. Tom Cruise is interested in playing the Good Fairy, but of course Brigitte Bardot was our first choice. As soon as that's sorted, probably about March next year, the book will go to print.

Do you try getting sponsorship from Fairy Liquid?
We would but we don't do our own washing up and we think it's unethical to advertise stuff you don't use.

Is there a link between Fairyland and Somaliland?
Well chewing Qat is very popular in Fairyland and Somaliland. Also, neither country is recognised by the United Nations, although Kofi Annan is thought to be a big fan of the song Red, which features on Fairy Stories.

Why does your contact us, live and faqs page come out in yellow now - is it just my computer?
God knows - anyone else out there have this intriguing problem?

 

Massive art heist from Nectar and Venom

To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 1:45 PM Subject: Art theft at Nectar and Venom

I read your review of Nectar and Venom in which it was described as 'exhibition of the year'.. Unfortunately, this was not my experience. I attended the private view where I boought a fine pair of button people for my office. It was agreed that I should pay by cheque to Nectar's agent, a Mr Brown. I duly paid by cheque and have heared nothing since. I mentioned this to a Mr M. Bradbury, a close relative of the artist and her agent, and was told that Mr Brown had 'almost certainly stolen them.'

>>> "Fairy Goodmother" 12/10/2000 00:53:17 >>>
Dr Ms Godley: Ah, well you see, there seems to have been a little problem with the transport. these being very valuable items and all, it wasn't felt that bicycle would be the safest mean of delivery. Besides which MR Brown is currently negotiating a sell-on rumoured to be 300 times the original price. Nevertheless, cheap replicas will be forwarded to you if you carry on bellyaching about it. Sincerely Reggie ----- Original Message -----

From: Miranda Godfrey

i WILL TAKE mR bROWN TO THE DISCIPLINARY TRIBUNAL IF THIS GOES ON

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